2.10.2010

My Keyword Analysis

I stole this idea from The Shifer. Here is a list of phrases that people have googled or binged or used some other search engine for and found my website:

mole commandments
beyonce slaps hanna montt anna
the invisible man hg wells quote finder
Poe Shadow- scrivener
crystal posey blogspot 2010 think ups stalker status
toddler dancing to beyonce
enneagrams occupation
beyonce jane austen

Several things I thought while reading this list were: someone spells worse than I do, when did beyonce slap hannah montana, who is Poe Shadow, blogging about popular things really does put you out there, what in the world does beyonce have to do with jane austen, people google stranger things than I do, weird how someone knows my name and the title of a blog post but doesn't know my blog address, this was fun and I'll be doing it again. Thanks Shifer

 :^)

2.07.2010

The Last Twenty-Something

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! We'll call this The Day Of Crystal! And The Day Of Crystal is going to be fabulous. I've already opened my present and pictures are below. And let me say that this is a good year for The Husband and I, because we got laptops with income tax and now a birthday present. In eight years we've bought one Christmas gift for each other, and I can count on one hand how many times we've done Mother/Father's day. And that's fine with us, we can celebrate without the stuff. We enjoy buying for the kids and that's just that. Don't snear at me, it's the truth plbbbb ANYWAY, it is fun to get presents, sometimes we forget what it's like and we've been giddy every since we got our laptops and I'm giddy today for all this....

 




  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  



Does my husband know me or what? Now for my gift to myself! Write My @ss Off! Yep, see moonrat's post for details. I'm doing this today, for The Day Of Crystal! Updates are on the way....

1:44 PM -- This post went up about 3 hrs ago. I'm at 4 pages. I'd love to have 30 pages written, but I highly doubt that will happen. If I hit 15 (that was 20 but I changed it) I'll pat myself on the back. I'm having trouble concentrating, it being my last twenty-something birthday and all, I'm a bit too excited over it. Maybe I should have done this yesterday.


2:31 PM -- I'm at 5 1/2 pages.


4:03 PM -- So. Um. Yeeeeeah. I got caught in conversation with Shawna and Scary Keri about poop, urine, potty training, and nose crusties. And then I got tied up even more talking about The Day of Crystal, so we are still at five and half pages. Yeah.


9:55 -- PM Life really doesn't care if it's The Day of Crystal or about Write My @ss Off. I haven't written a word. Silly life, thinking I need to stop writing and go be a parent. The nerve. *sigh* I guess Write My @ss Off with carry into tomorrow.

The Wee Hours of the AM -- 1 1/2 more pages putting us at 6 1/2 pages. Since Write My @ss Off is from Friday - Monday, I'm extending mine into today. Writing my @ss off is seriously hard with six other people in the house. *sigh*

3:08 PM -- We are just now getting started. Over all I've put in about 4 hrs since yesterday. Getting in another straight 4 hrs is doubtful, since DH needs a nap (night shift)  and a has to go shop later for new shoes for work (his poor feet *sad face*). The distraction this morning: Life and Mary Kay. My very first order of Mary Kay came in. So I played with it, and my face feels like it's got a bad case of razor burn. A very weird sensation for the face. More on that later, now for the writing.

5:07 PM -- I actually got started around 3:30. The baby woke up so I had to tend to him, had to referee computer time, start a movie, and pull one off the computer. And now it's dinner time. Next year, I may just rent a hotel room for the day. Yes, I'm serious. BUT with all that going on, in an 1 1/2 hrs I got five pages done, yay! So that put me at 11 1/2 pages, 4 more and I'll have met my goal. EDIT: Somehow I miscounted. I don't know how I managed that, you know, with all the kids flying around me (Humor. Har.) I'm at 14 pages (roughly 3600 words). Weeeeeeee!

12:02 AM -- Done! The end result of: one 4 hr session, an 1 1/2 hr session, and 2 1/2 hr session (with multiple, can't remember them all to even count, interruptions), 19 1/2 pages (roughly 5,200 words). If I don't count that I changed my goal that would mean that I went OVER my goal by 4 1/2 pages. I've never been an over achiever, so Imma pretend I didn't change my goal and see what that feels like. Oh and I'm serious about that hotel room, you just wait until next time.


Before I go, I have to share the funniest gift I received. It's the name of the product that cracks me up so much. The gift itself is beautiful. Most likely you are all going to say that you've already seen it, laughed, and moved on. Humor me.





THE BOOK THONG






This was a fabulous birthday and day after birthday. To my last twenty-something birthday. *sniff sniff*



2.06.2010

Today I . . .

Tickled and kissed my kids senseless. Life is good.

His and Her Review (Week Three)

FYI I was at the mall for about six hours, gone from home about nine...so I skipped week two. You all must be very disappointed. I know how you live to read about my attempts to be on schedule, in hopes to becoming an actual disciplined grown up. *snort*

Monday: Was a lazy, lazy, and even more lazy kind of a day. We had a busy weekend and I ignored every single one of her text messages. I even considered going into google calendar and canceling her reminders. I should have. I didn't.

Tuesday: I slept in (I do that a lot) because as tired as I was the day before I was up until 4 AM. I ran on four hours of sleep today. Surprisingly we stayed on schedule throughout most of the day, except we didn't go outside and I wrote instead of studied. Home school was fun, we played with magnets and hatched a duck.

Wednesday: I don't think I was to appease him and her anymore. I can't tell you how many times I rolled my eyes at my cell today, for all those reminder text messages. Did I do them, yes. Doesn't mean I can't pout 'cause I'd rather be doing something else.

Thursday: Spilled drinks, crying child, sinus explosion, excuses, excuses.

Friday: Was a disaster day. That's all we'll say.

I'm doing well, right? No? Fine. *pouts*

2.04.2010

Confessions Of A Lame Beta-Reader

I've been putting off this post for a while. No one likes to admit when they are wrong, but when I saw that Author Erica Orloff was talking about beta-reading, I figured Iåç'd stop ignoring the nudge inside and blog it.

Confession #1: I took 4+ months to read two beta-reads. They were both great stories. I liked one better than the other because it was my genre, but both were wonderful. They were stories that I would love to see on a book shelf one day. But can you imagine what it must have felt like to wait that long. I'm pissing in my pants if my CP hits the three day mark with anything I send her. What was I thinking? I wasn't. I disregarded the fact that not only was my plate full, but so were the other five plates that I was juggling.

There are writers who are just writing, still learning. And there are those who are actively pursuing publication. Granted I don't think any writer should have to wait too long on a beta-read but I especially don't think one who is actively pursuing publication should have to wait. The waiting game of publication is painful enough, that's just the way it is. Fellow writers should not add to it. You have to pay attention to your life and know when not to ask, say no, or schedule it for a later time. Other wise Nina might come after you. *crack*

Confession #2: I rewrote another writer's work. Erica Orloff touches on this in her post. Now, when I first read, "DO NOT REWRITE ANOTHER WRITER'S WORK {insert many exclamation points}" I was like, well, duh. But then I read her example and realized that I had done that! Just call me Sherlock (Go read her post). Though I've found that this is debatable among writers, I think I might steer clear of it.

Confession #3: I shouldn't have been beta-reading. I didn't know the first thing about beta-reading. I was in writer mode, not reader mode. I should have stopped and done some googling. Orloff isn't the only one writing about this subject. I failed my fellow writers and myself when I failed to google. Also, I shouldn't have been beta-reading outside the genre I read. I only read romance. I don't read sci-fi or anything else. If it's not a romance, I don't buy it. Unless it has kick ass cover art like The Breach (I'll be blogging about it this week, it's awesome stuff.), and then I just have to buy it. The reason I shouldn't read outside my genre is because if there isn't romance, a happy ending, and some good sex then I immediately frown on it. That sounds snotty but it's just my personal preference. The frown is not b/c I don't think it will be good, but because I simply don't enjoy any other genre, and that blurs my judgement as a reader.

Beta-reading, in my opinion, is like beta-testing (where I assume this term originated from in the first place). Once it's passed initial test, when the author feels like it's finished, they pass it on to someone else who has no previous assumptions about what they are about to read. They are reading it as if they have pulled it off a book shelf and will tell you what worked for them and what didn't work for them. Other than doing it in a timely manner and knowing what you are doing, that's all you are doing. You are a reader, not a writer or proofreader, when you beta-read.

The writer's I beta-read for never had the first negative thing to say to me. They were too sweet because really, some one should have put the breaks on and said, "Hey! Learn what you are doing before you actually do it!" I can only hope that they will give me honor of reading some of their future stories.


Okay, so I'm on a roll. In my first year of crawling out of the writer's closet, with sunglasses firmly in tact, I've admitted to two great errors: Devaluing craft and being a horrid beta-reader. It is so someone else's turn.

2.01.2010

Family Weekend

It has been such a long weekend. Friday night we were out until 10 PM. Yesterday we were out from about 10 AM until 9:30 PM. And today we celebrated the three January birthdays (Little Momma, Ash, & JJ). Here are some of the grand things that occurred over the last three days:

I got my first laptop ever. Yay!

Monkey II gave us a disruptive rep at the mall, when he screamed off and on for the entire four hundred hours we were there.

Part of that screaming was the fact that his shoes are too small, we figured that out after a couple of hours.

After the 7yo, JJ, got a nurf, shooting gun thing he screamed through the house, "I AM DANGEROUS!"

When people started shooting back he then yelled, "I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!"

I fixed a broken barbie leg.

Little Momma and JJ wanted to do this jumping, spinning ride at the mall. They attach rubber things to your sides and you bounce up and down from a trampoline. I'm sure there is name for that thing, but I don't know it.

Little Momma was highly ticked that she couldn't do a flip mid-air while on that ride. So very ill.

The entire time JJ was on the ride he kicked his legs furiously. When he got off he asked if I saw how his feet were going crazy.

We got a flat tire after Ash ran up on a curve doing about thirty, she just got her permit. She cussed in front of her Dad, loudly. Then she cried. DH laughed. Poor girl. It's funny because she takes her turns a tad too wide in hopes to avoid the curbs. I think curbs are going to be her thing.

She's going to sneer at me when she catches that last comment.

On the other hand, she drove on a major highway for almost an hour, in steady traffic I might add, and did it freakin' well.

I learned that some starbucks locations have a drive thru. I showed a little too much excitement about this on twitter. You'd understand if you had kids and realized you didn't have to unload them.

As long as we are on that subject, I finally nailed down my choice of drink when visiting a starbucks.

I sat on something dark and smelly while at the mall. We never figured out what it was. I can't tell you how wonderful it was to walk through a crowded mall with something that resembles poop smeared onto my ass.

I can't recall anything else at the moment, perhaps more later. I'm exhausted.








P.S. I'm skipping the His & Her Weekend Review. Plbbbbbbb



1.29.2010

Write Your @ss Off Day

Check out Moonrat's Write Your @ss Off Day blog post. It is scheduled for February 5-8. I'm so excited! The last time this was held, I wasn't able to participate.






1.28.2010

I Feel Like A Real Teacher Now!




DH bought this for me. Sweeeeeet. I'll actually feel like a teacher when doing home school now. Who wants to take bets on how long it takes my kids to discover and destroy this new piece of equipment? 5,10, 15 bucks? I'm betting three days... starting, mmm, now.


1.27.2010

Chain Cow Visits Alabama Part III

And she's off! Finally. CC is Texas bound, headed for Julie Weather. I'm not quite sure why The Husband thought it would be best to get such a big plastic bubble mailer, but he did. He said it was best for CC. LOL







In go the cards...




Say bye-bye to the Posey's...




*tears* Travel safely...




And yes, I really did make it to the post office. See...




Task accomplished, and with no Bobbie Faye moments. *pats self on the back*



**CC Posts are tagged under the labels as: CC "aka" Chained Cow. You can find the origin of CC under the other CC posts.

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